Lost Wanderer

“First Contact“, tells the story of gold explorers who went into the interior of New Guinea in the 1930s. The natives had never had contact with the outside world, and seeing these strange white beings with their guns and technology led to a debate among them about whether they were Gods or men.  One test they decided to use was whether or not their sh*t stank, on the theory that a God’s sh*t wouldn’t stink.  In the end, (so to speak) they determined that they were men. 

A while back I ran across a product, “Odafree“, (at that time called “Whiff“) which would allow you to pass that test.   I tried it a few years ago, and it works.  The inventor decided he had had enough of disgusting airport bathrooms.  After much experimentation he came up with a combination of natural plant products (that have been used by people for thousands of years) which cause the population of flora in your gut to change such that your sh*t won’t stink.  So from now on, when someone says about you, “He thinks his sh*t doesn’t stink.” it could be true.  You can be a God/Goddess.

Tags: First Contact, Hygiene, Odafree, Whiff

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